Julius Caesar Stabbed To Death

Question: Any cute or funny t-shirt ideas?
I already posted this, and didn't get any answers :'(
but it's always worth a second try!So we're having "Roman Holiday" tomorrow and I have to make a t-shirt for Julius Caesar.
And it needs to have like a catchy phrase on it or like a pun or something like that.
It can be anything really.Here's an example from last year:
"So Caesar just got stabbed to death 23 times...
but the good news is - I just saved 15% in my chariot insurance with Geico!"So get your creative gears going!
haha :]
Thanks for your ideas.
God bless!
Answer: I survived swine flu 2009
So Roman, yet so American too
Ancient Rome's influence on our culture is focus of exhibit
Julius Caesar Assassination
ceaser,de’ceaser’d forever,
P-A-R-T-Y